JAYCORTÉS.com | JAYCORTÉS.com http://jaycortes.com Sat, 30 Mar 2013 23:12:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Shake Your Booty Booty Boo http://jaycortes.com/2013/03/30/shake-your-booty-booty-boo/ http://jaycortes.com/2013/03/30/shake-your-booty-booty-boo/#comments Sat, 30 Mar 2013 23:12:28 +0000 Jay Cortés http://jaycortes.com/?p=262 Jay and Michelle explain how a booty shaking song sprung into existence thanks to a milk allergy.

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On this week’s episode of Headaches & Euphoria, Jay and Michelle explain how the “Shake Your Booty Booty Boo” song sprung into existence. All due to a difficult to burp baby who suffered from an undiscovered milk allergy.

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http://blogfairy.jaycortes.com

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Jay and Michelle reveal three of Jacob’s most terrifying fears. Creepy voices, old ladies, and the grossly obese literally keep this boy awake at night!

Discover the shows and movies referenced for yourself at:
http://www.disney.com/tangled
http://www.disney.com/cars2
http://www.tlc.com/my-600-lb-life
http://www.tlc.com/cakeboss

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In this episode of Headaches & Euphoria, Jay and Michelle team up again to cover the hows and whys of Jacob’s trip to the emergency room when he split his head open.

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As an added bonus, below are some photos and an interview that expand on the “Head Bonk” video above. Don’t miss Jacob’s own words of what happened. Enjoy!

Seeing the Skull Jacob's stitched scar Jacob resting after being stitched Jay and Jacob with Halloween pumpkins

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]]> http://jaycortes.com/2013/03/08/head-bonk/feed/ 1 Speedy Delivery, Part 2 http://jaycortes.com/2013/02/27/speedy-delivery-part-2/ http://jaycortes.com/2013/02/27/speedy-delivery-part-2/#comments Wed, 27 Feb 2013 18:55:09 +0000 Jay Cortés http://jaycortes.com/?p=115 Jay and Michelle complete the tale of Nickolas' birth with the chaos of the delivery room.

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Jay and Michelle continue the tale of Nickolas’ birth, touching on the chaotic moments in the delivery room and their long wait to finally hold their baby.

Michelle now blogs our family stories at:
http://blogfairy.jaycortes.com

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In a story too big for one video, Jay and Michelle start the tale of Nickolas’ lightning delivery with their bewildering trek to the Valley Hospital maternity ward. They will finish the tale with the details of his actual birth in the next video.

Michelle now blogs our family stories at:
http://blogfairy.jaycortes.com

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]]> http://jaycortes.com/2013/02/19/speedy-delivery-part-1/feed/ 0 Bitten by the Window http://jaycortes.com/2013/02/02/bitten-by-the-window/ http://jaycortes.com/2013/02/02/bitten-by-the-window/#comments Sun, 03 Feb 2013 04:51:07 +0000 Jay Cortés http://jaycortes.com/?p=75 Jay Cortés relives a finger pinching accident that left him scarred with fatherly guilt.

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Jay Cortés relives the moment of a finger pinching accident in a car window that proved to be more traumatic in fatherly guilt than it was in physical harm.

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In part two of this special week at Headaches & Euphoria, two-year-old Nickolas Cortés offers some concise answers to the many questions posed to him.

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In part one of this special week at Headaches & Euphoria, Jacob Cortés answers dozens of questions to give us a unique snapshot of how his six-year-old mind perceives the world.

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]]> http://jaycortes.com/2013/01/24/life-and-thoughts-at-six/feed/ 0 Punch Box http://jaycortes.com/2013/01/16/punch-box/ http://jaycortes.com/2013/01/16/punch-box/#comments Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:27:35 +0000 Jay Cortés http://jaycortes.com/?p=55 Jay shares his "punch you in the face" style of child-rearing and discipline.

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Jay Cortés recounts how a terrible finger bite from his son, Jacob, inspired his “punch you in the face” style of child-rearing and discipline.

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]]> http://jaycortes.com/2013/01/16/punch-box/feed/ 0 March of Ducks http://jaycortes.com/2013/01/11/march-of-ducks/ http://jaycortes.com/2013/01/11/march-of-ducks/#comments Sat, 12 Jan 2013 03:44:43 +0000 Jay Cortés http://jaycortes.com/?p=44 A military chant helps Jay Cortés keep his ducks in order during a trip to Washington D.C.

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In this episode of Headaches & Euphoria, Jay Cortés explains how a military chant he learned in his youth, along with some quacking, helped keep his ducks motivated to march during a trip to Washington D.C.

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